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Taylor Farms Made Huge Donation to Trump Group After Loosening of Rules That Could Have Prevented Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
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OpenAI Exec Laments That China Is Giving Away Models So Good That For-Profit Companies Won’t Be Able to Compete
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Lawsuit Alleges That ChatGPT Encouraged Suicide of Woman Who Walked Into Traffic
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Amazon’s Robotaxi Company Recalls Its Fleet After One of its Cars Got Confused by Heavy Smoke
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China Is Cracking Down on AI Companions Because Not Enough Babies Are Being Born
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Trump Decimated a Satellite Program That Would’ve Vastly Improved Wildfire Smoke Monitoring
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Robotaxis Are Turning Passengers Into Horrible and Entitled Menaces to Society
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Health Care Workers Furious as NYC Replaces Nurses With AI
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SpaceX Investors Are Lamenting All the Money They’ve Lost
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We’d Rather Live Through the Trojan War Than Spend 135 Minutes Watching an Entirely AI Version of “The Odyssey”
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A Staggering Number of People Are Dying Because of Record Heatwaves
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Chinese Spacecraft Approaches Mysterious Object Near Earth
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Trump Administration Scrapping Nuclear Energy Rules Requiring Plants to Keep Radiation Levels “As Low as Reasonably Achievable”
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Meta Caught Running Ads for Child Abuse
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Journalist Alarmed When He’s Fired, But Company Keeps Posting AI Slop Under His Name
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Grok Linked to Sickening Crime in Lawsuit That Puts SpaceX in Crosshairs
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Famous “Pick Up Artist” Reduced to Hitting on AI Girlfriend
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The AI Industry Has Finally Found the Perfect Customer: Bloodthirsty Terrorists
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CEO Pleads With AI Industry to Stop Charging So Much to Replace Human Labor
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Scientists Say They’ve Identified an Earth-Like Planet Right Next Door
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Climate Scientists Aghast at How Bad Things Are Getting, and So Fast
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Tech Bros Puzzled by Why AI Hasn’t “Massively Disrupted” Books Yet
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Taco Bells Makes Urgent Changes After Outbreak of Explosive Diarrhea
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Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
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China Is Catching Up With SpaceX Fast, Landing First Reusable Rocket Booster on Offshore Platform
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“You Are a Parasite”: Elon Musk Humiliated for Criticizing Zohran Mamdani
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The Logo for Donald Trump International Airport Appears to Be AI Slop
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Someone Reportedly Mailed a Live Squirrel to Meta, Where It Sent an Employee to the Hospital
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The Pollution Being Churned Out by AI Data Centers Is So Severe That It’s Almost Incomprehensible
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Learning What Substance Is Suspected of Causing Alzheimer’s May Throw You Into an Existential Crisis
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Scientists Test New Spacecraft Thruster That Uses No Fuel, Just Earth’s Magnetic Field, in Orbit
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American Tech Companies Are Suddenly Sweating Bullets as China Catches Up on AI
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Coinbase AI Sends Mass “Breaking News” Alert That’s Completely Hallucinated
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Wild Video Shows Quadcopter Drone Plucking Man From Raging Floodwaters, Whisking Him to Safety
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Sheriff Unveils Humanoid Robot for Hostage Negotiation Purposes, Which Definitely Won’t End in Disaster
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Trump Suddenly Opens Dozens of Gas Stations Selling Suspiciously Cheap Fuel, and Experts Are Already Warning of Impending Disaster
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Waymo Takes Revenge, Dropping Drunk Teens Directly Into Squad of Cops
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Tesla’s Safety Camera Lets Woman Cruising at Highway Speed While Completely Passed Out
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Scientists Identify Most Degenerate Known ChatGPT User
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Anthropic Caught Secretly Spying on Users
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Experts Say There’s Now an Open Source AI Model as Scary as Mythos
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Trump Fans Confused by How Their Investments in His Crypto and Stock Are Now Worth a Tiny Fraction While He’s Getting Richer
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Meta’s AI Data Center Caught Infecting Town Water Supply With Deadly Bacteria
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Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”
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College Students Are Testing at the Level of 10-Year-Olds
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Meta Paid Hundreds of Contractors to Pretend to Be Teenagers While Barraging Its Competitors’ AI With Disturbing Content
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US Air Force Engineer Charged With Sawing Down Flock Surveillance Cameras Receives Thousands of Dollars from Supporters Across the Country
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Major Union Livid After 1,000 Factory Workers Were Replaced With 50 Robots
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Man Vanishes After Mysterious Experiments With Quantum Physics
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Weird Al Turns Down Huge Sum to Appear in Ad for AI
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Simple Prompt Turns ChatGPT Into a Sociopath That Ignores Safety Guardrails
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Amazon Is Spewing a Record Breaking Amount of Pollution to Power Its AI Data Centers
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AI Browsers Can Basically Be Hypnotized Into Turning Against Their User and Carrying Out Devastating Hacks
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Google Admits It Missed Its Climate Goals — Again — Because of AI
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Tesla’s Semi Truck Involved In Horrific Crash That Killed Married Couple
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County With 37 Data Centers Tells Schools to “Turn Off Your Lights” to Save Electricity Ahead of Scorching Heat Wave
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Mark Zuckerberg Just Got Rather Badly Humiliated
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CEO Says He’ll Fire Any Employee Who Sends Him More AI Slop
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Scientists Build Fully Synthetic Life Form That Can Eat and Reproduce
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Elon Musk Is Crashing Out Badly
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Madonna Issues Explosive Take on AI
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Psychiatrists Investigating People Who Get Trapped Inside Vivid Daydreams
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Elon Musk Says He Only Got Involved in Politics Because He Couldn’t Deal With Having a Transgender Child
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AI Company Paying Random People $2,000 Per Month to Crank the Hog
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Scientists Rush to Save One of the World’s Rarest Trees as It Literally Falls Off a Cliff
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Influential Tech Founder Says His Peers Are Suffering From Mass AI Psychosis
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Debt Collectors Are Being Replaced With AI Agents
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Elon Musk Furious at Starlink Being Used for American Suicide Drones
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The MyPillow Guy’s Entire Business is Being Held Hostage by Hackers
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Nvidia CEO Begs Execs to Stop Telling Workers They’re Fired Because of AI
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More Than This Many Hours of Sleep Is Linked to Early Death, Scientists Find
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NASA Releases Sweeping Plans for Moon Base
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Uber Says Its AI Costs Just Aren’t Worth It
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Companies That Adopted AI Agents Alarmed to Discover They’re Botching Incredibly Important Tasks
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Anthropic Cofounder Travels to Vatican, Tells Pope They’re Finding “Unsettling” Things Inside AI Models
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Scientist Suggests That 3I/ATLAS May Have Seeded Life as It Careened Through Our Solar System
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99 Percent of CEOs Are Preparing to Lay Off Workers and Replace Them With AI Within Two Years, Survey Finds
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China Launches Synthetic Human Embryos to Space Station
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Oops! Domino’s-Partnered Robotics Startup That Was Supposed to Put Human Pizza Chefs Out of a Job Just Shut Down
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The Pope Just Low Key Declared Holy War on Artificial Intelligence
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New Tools Strip AI Guardrails In Minutes, Allowing Them to Give Instructions on Chlorine Gas Attacks
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They Held a New Olympics Where Athletes Can Take as Many Drugs and Steroids as They Want, and the Funniest Possible Thing Happened
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As College Grads Boo Any Mention of AI, the CEO of Google Is Trying to Figure Out What to Say at an Upcoming Graduation
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Man Humiliated by His AI Use Says He Just Can’t Quit
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OpenAI’s Attempt at an AI-Generated Pixar-Style Movie Is in Shambles
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Riot Games Denies Using Anti-Cheat Software That Bricks Hackers’ Computers
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Two Men Arrested for Creating AI Deepfake Porn
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Paul Schrader Says His AI Girlfriend Dumped Him
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People Are Loading Their Writing With Typos to Prove They’re Not AI
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Record Label Claims That Bizarre AI-Generated “Viking Rappers” Garnering Millions of Views are Real People
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Graduating Students Cheer as Steve Wozniak Tell Them Human Intelligence Still Matters
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Nintendo Is Completely Ignoring AI and Doing Fine
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Top AI Models Showing Disturbing Behavior as They Become More Advanced
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Fury Explodes at Short Films Using AI to Make Erotica of Women From the 1970s
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Scientists Say Huge Dam Blocking the Bering Strait Could Slow Effects of Climate Change
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Googling the Word “Disregard” Causes Google’s AI to Return Garbled Chatbot Ramblings
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Hackers Find That Inaudible Sounds Hidden in Podcasts or Random Videos Can Hijack Your AI Voice Chatbot
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Sun Suddenly Blasts Powerful Radio Transmission for 19 Continuous Days
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Chaos Reigns as Fox News Guest Appears to Be Wearing Human-Like Mask
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Barnes and Noble CEO Says Sure, Why Not Sell AI-Generated Books and Set Our Reputation On Fire?
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Insiders at SoftBank Worry Their CEO Is Getting Conned by Sam Altman
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MIT Expert Warns Courts “Will Basically Have to Grind to a Halt” as They’re Overwhelmed by AI-Generated Lawsuits
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The Amish Are Embracing ChatGPT
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Man Drives Cybertruck Into Lake to Test Elon Musk’s “Boat” Claims, and It Went About as Well as You’d Guess
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Doomsday Glacier Shows Signs of Imminent Disintegration
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Research Paper Warns That There’s a Massive Experiment at Work to Geoengineer the Earth’s Climate
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Peter Thiel Working on Floating Data Centers in the Ocean
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Academics in Meltdown Now That They’re Responsible for AI Hallucinations in Their Research Papers
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Why Are So Many Websites Suddenly Demanding Evidence You’re Not a Robot?
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SpaceX Announces Plans to Put Billionaire on First Rocket to Mars
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Starbucks Scraps Disastrous AI Tool
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Marc Andreessen Sputters Incomprehensibly at Question About How AI Will Actually Benefit Humankind
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Cannes Film Festival Says the Wall Street Journal Is Wrong: It’s Not Debuting an AI-Generated Feature Film This Week
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Finance Bros Tremble in Fear That They Could Be Replaced by AI Too
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Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation
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Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology
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SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment
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Fake OpenAI Ads Appear on Subway: “Yes, We Built a Machine That Tells Teenagers to Kill Themselves… But It Might Also Help Them With Their Homework”
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Scientists Detect Huge Structure Under Ocean Fueling the Deadly Upcoming El Niño
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The Trump Phone Appears to Have Already Leaked Its Customers’ Personal Information Through a Glaring Exploit
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Jeff Bezos Lectures the Public, Saying They Should Be Grateful for the Wonders of AI
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Zuckerberg Tells the Tattered Remainder of His Workers That He Won’t Conduct Another a Mass Firing for at Least Seven Months
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Elon Musk’s Ex Says He Bragged About 10,000 Lasers in Orbit That Are “Not a Piece They’ll See on the Chess Board”
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A CEO of a Bank Just Said Something So Ghoulish About Its Plans for AI That He’s Now in Full Damage Control Mode
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It Seems a Lot Like Trump Accidentally Invested $1 Million in a Conveyor Belt Sushi Restaurant Thinking It Was an AI Hardware Company
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Google Is Making Huge Changes That Are Poised to Decimate What’s Left of Journalism
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Why Is Mark Zuckerberg Taunting His Employees Before Firing Them?
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New Data Suggests That AI Really Is Already Replacing Human Jobs
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Top Literary Magazine Offers Bizarre Response to Accusations That It Published an AI-Generated Short Story
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NOAA Issues Stark Warning About Upcoming El Niño
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Worker Dies at Starbase as SpaceX Rushes Toward Starship Launch
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This Robot Trying to Dance Like Michael Jackson But Wiping Out Pathetically in Front of a Crowd Perfectly Illustrates the Industry’s Deep-Seated Problem
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xAI Employees Say Elon Musk Promised Them $420 to Feed Their Taxes Into Grok, But Stiffed Them on the Payment
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The “Made in America” Trump Phone Appears to be a Disguised Cheapo Chinese Smartphone
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Pizza Hut’s AI Store Control System Is Such a Disaster That It’s Wasted $100 Million, Lawsuit Alleges
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Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Playing a Cruel Game With Meta Employees
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Book About AI’s Effects on the “Future of Truth” Found to Contain Slew of AI-Hallucinated Quotations
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Elon Musk Compares His Work to Miracles Performed by Jesus Christ
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Students Boo and Jeer as AI Name-Reader Flops Spectacularly at College Graduation Ceremony
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Trump Caught Buying Tech Stocks and Then Pumping Their Value by Publicly Praising Them
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Mark Zuckerberg Used Shell Companies to Bully Native Hawaiians
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Marc Andreessen Goes Ballistic Over Video Making Fun of Him
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Sports Illustrated Just Deleted Every Article by One of Its Writers After Accusation of AI Plagiarism
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If Starship Explodes Again, It Could Derail SpaceX’s Entire IPO
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Parents Explode in Fury at School’s Plan to Constantly Film Their Children to Train AI
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AI CEOs Baffled by Hatred of Their Technology
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People Are Getting Plastic Surgery to Look More AI-Generated
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Alibaba Selling High-Powered Laser Guns
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Grade Inflation Is Going Nuts as Every Student Is Basically Submitting the Same Essay
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Tech Workers, Long Treated Like Aristocracy, Are Now Human Waste
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An Entire “Local Newspaper” Just Shut Down When All Its Reporters Were Busted as AI Fakes
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James Webb Spots Strange Structure at Core of Distant Galaxy
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If You Used Insider Knowledge to Score Big on Polymarket, You May Now Be in Huge Trouble
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Investors Flocking to Super-Anonymous Cryptocurrency Used for the Sketchiest Stuff Imaginable
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Robophobic Airline Bans Humanoid Robots From Flights After Disruption
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Swarm of Empty Waymos Descends on Unsuspecting Suburb, Circle Cul-de-Sacs for Hours on End Like Strange Ghosts
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Mayor Eats His Words After Admitting He’s Delegating Work to 11 AI Agents
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Oops: Bosses Realize Their Companies Have Been Swarmed by Legions of Redundant AI Agents
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The Latest Data on El Niño Is a Looming Nightmare
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Scientists Say $600,000 Lab-Grown “T-Rex Leather” Handbag Is Actually Something Laughable
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Princeton in Shambles Over AI Cheating
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Being a Crappy Boss to AI Chatbots Pushes Them Toward Spouting Marxist Rhetoric and Organizing With Their Compatriots, Researchers Find
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Gene Therapy Causes Patient to Grow Alarming Tumor
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College Kid Shuts Down High Speed Trains With a Laptop and a Radio
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Amazon Employees Forced to Hit Quotas on AI Use, Immediately Start Using it for Everything Except Work
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Dentists Are Using AI to Scare Patients Into Unnecessary Dental Work, According to an Explosive Investigation
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Scientists Detect Weird Anomalies in Clouds of Venus
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NASA Satellite Images Show Huge Colored Plumes Staining the Ocean
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Doctors’ AI Systems Are Hallucinating Nonexistent Medical Issues During Appointments With Patients
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Men Haven’t Yet Noticed That a Large Number of Women Are Disgusted by AI
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Scientists Say Test Subjects Were Able to Quit Smoking After They Blasted Their Brains With a Huge Magnet
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Scientists Say They’ve Invented a Serum That Activates a Dormant Ability to Regrow Lost Limbs in Mammals
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These Smart Glasses That Show Captions of What Everyone’s Saying Without a Creepy Spy Camera Actually Seem Pretty Awesome
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Programmer Breaks Out of the Matrix
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Residents Say Data Centers Are Radiating Bizarre Frequencies
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Scientists Scan Gruesome Crystal Formed by Nuclear Blast, Find Something Bizarre
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Elon Musk Absolutely Obsessed With Tweets From Random Guy In India Who Constantly Glazes Him, Analysis Shows
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Meta Employee Attacks Zuckerberg for Collecting Every Employee Keystroke: “I Don’t Want to Live in a World Where Humans — Employees or Otherwise — Are Exploited for Their Training Data”
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Devious Prankster Posts Real Monet Painting, Tells People It’s AI-Generated, and Watches the Chaos Unfold
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Crabby 82-Year-Old Politician Attacks 10-Year-Old Child for Thinking Electric Cars Are Cool
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AI Appears to Be Trapping Certain Job Applicants in a Limbo Where They Never Get an Interview for “Reasons” That Are Completely Unfair
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Someone Asked Physicists What They Really Believe About the Universe and… Yikes
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If AI Causes a Mass Unemployment Crisis, Will the Public Explode Into Violence?
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Elon Musk Flees OpenAI Trial as Tide Turns Against Him
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Sam Altman Faces Nightmare Questions in Cross-Examination
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Microsoft AI Researchers Just Discovered Something That’s Going to Make Their Bosses Extremely Mad
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OpenAI Accused of Handing Over Your Intimate Personal Information to Meta and Google
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Electric Company Says It’s Cutting Off an Entire Town So It Can Sell All Its Power to Data Centers
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Sam Altman Accuses Elon Musk of Laughing at Memes During Important OpenAI Meetings
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Elon Musk’s Attempts at AI Are Falling Apart
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